November 2011
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I know Matt.
Justin: Is this music going to make me a lesbian?
Me: it's kinda gay
Me: but really
Me: it's pretty gay
Justin: I know Matt. It came from you.
October 2011
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August 2011
1 post
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June 2011
1 post
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Matt Time™
Matt: ready in 5; there in 10
Justin: Alright, I'll leave in 15
May 2011
5 posts
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Ever-elusive
Justin: Also, I refuse to use oxford commas now just on principle
Matt: WHAT?
Matt: Why?
Matt: they rule!
Matt: they eliminate ambiguity
Justin: I WANT TO BE MYSTERIOUS, BITCHES LOVE MYSTERIOUS
“In an abstract sense, he’s probably some worthless douchebag owing hundreds of...”
– Justin, making me feel much better
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BlackBerry Love
Allan: there's something about my fingertips that the BB's touch sensor doesn't like
Matt: It's probably the other way around
Matt: your body hates the BB
Yeah, but...
kateordie:
Funny how my e-mail, twitter and facebook exploded with the news, but tumblr? Nahhhh just pictures of cupcakes and cosplay. Yikes.
The alternative is fuckyeaddeadosamas.tumblr.com
April 2011
10 posts
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More Than One
Matt: I didn't know how drunk you were
Justin: Uh
Justin: Many
Justin: Many drunk
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TSA Lovin'
Allan: you're going for the pat-down, eh?
Matt: HELL YEAH
Matt: I'm gonna tell them I'm gay
Matt: and that I'm uncomfortable with a man doing it
Allan: Where are you connecting through? That might be considered a crime
Matt: Philly
Allan: Hmm... they could probably build a case for public fornication or something
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It's Implied
Justin: I didn't say it explicitly, i was just really, really gay all night
Justin: It was the sweater vest I think
“Personally I think people saying they’re bi is just an excuse to take whatever...”
– One of the comments on Bisexuality Comics Part II.
I don’t mean to be a jerk, but… You’re just wrong.
(via kateordie)
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Bisexual guys do not necessarily score as much positive attention as gals. And I wonder how terrible some people’s sex lives must be if they...
Government Forms in the Age of Web Forms
Matt: oh
Matt: and TRISTAN FUCKED UP THE FORM
Matt: Wrote her Passport number in the name field
Matt: and the wrong date
Allan: I would do that. I have a learning disability or something where paper forms are involved
Allan: I fucked up writing a cheque last week
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iTunes is Better Live
Justin: When I said album #2 I meant alphabetically
Matt: lame
Matt: all the cool kids use chronological subsort
Justin: I did until everyone else started to
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Philosophy'd
Matt: Can you confirm I exist?
Justin: you exist a little too much actually
March 2011
10 posts
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mod_speling
Justin: This job wants me to be "Flexable"
Justin: I can't tell if they fail at spelling or were trying to be punderful
Justin: "The scope of this role is quite board"
Matt: Is the job position "copy editor"?
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That Feeling When You Don't Know How You Know...
Bryan: Fuck, I'm so focused on that girl that I didn't realize I just listened to an entire Three Days Grace song on my phone's radio.
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It Probably Applies to Other Things
Matt: and I have established that I've no guilty pleasures when it comes to music
Justin: I think that would require understanding guilt as more than just a concept
On the Apple App Store/Twitter Comparison
Twitter’s raison d’être is not to be a communications tool for good. They position themselves that way, but let’s be clear: Twitter is a business. Their motivation is not to bring democracy to Egypt, help coordinate disaster relief, tell you the cocaine levels in Charlie Sheen’s blood, or to make developers money. The comparisons between Apple and Twitter’s developer...
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Yeasayer Are a Fucking Awesome Band
Allan: This band is so good I'm considering following them on Ping
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I (Don't) Have a Problem
Justin: I could probably do growlers btw, plans have changed
Matt: OF FUCKING COURSE YOU CAN
Justin: You should probably lay off the pcp before lunch, eh?
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Justin Tries to Pay Attention in Class
Justin: Also, it is considered rude to start watching youtube videos while the teacher is trying to teach
Matt: eff them; you're learning about lols
Justin: ok
Justin: Matt
Justin: Stfu
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Whooooa Carpet!
Matt: When shall I pick you up?
Justin: Or i could magic my way there
Matt: YEAH I LIKE MAGIC
Matt: MAGIC CARPET RIDE
Justin: I CAN SHOW YOU THE WORLD
Justin: SHINING SHIMERING SPLENDEEERRRR
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Not-Bike
Matt: ooooh, cute CBR http://halifax.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-motorcycles-sport-bikes-2003-Honda-CBR-W0QQAdIdZ264059261
Justin: The man that put that ad up was crying as he did it
Justin: He probably named his kid Not-bike
Justin: or fun-crusher
Justin: The list goes on
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Guy Proposes on TV; Cries Like a Bitch →
If gestures like these are our standards for love and romance: we’re pretty fucked.
It’s not all for naught though; sometimes these chumps get what they deserve.
February 2011
19 posts
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Work Ethic
Matt: right
Matt: WHY DON'T YOU BLOG THIS?!
Allan: CIVILIZATION 5
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The Kind You Bring Home to Momma
Justin: I looooove sushi dates
Matt: :-)
Matt: they are awesome
Justin: Yus, though I always forget not to flirt with the waitresses
Matt: win
Justin: The keepers are the ones that also flirt with the waitresses
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A Pair of Slippers…
Justin: it's good to diversify
Matt: OHYA
Matt: I'M LIKE A FUCKING DIVERSITY ORGY
Justin: Probably all those gay jeans you folks have
Justin: S'all them scientists talk about now adays
Matt: Go die in Pun Hell.
Justin: What do you call 2 bananas on the floor?
MINI Tour 2011
Stops so far. MINI Cooper. Justin. Matt. Tristan. July 2011.
Me in 20 years:
dontthinkdontthink:
Expectation:
Reality:
In my high school yearbook, I wrote that my idol was the crazy cat lady from the Simpsons. I think I’m the only one who found that funny. People in my high school didn’t really understand my sense of humor.
In my yearbook I wrote “Genius is never understood in its own time.”
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Observations About Oblivion's Marketing
Allan: The quest was whoever could kill off all the marauders besieging the castle could claim it. The castle lord was killed in the attack so I claimed the castle, then stripped him naked and sold his armour for cash to buy furniture
Matt: ftw
Allan: I mean, that line should be on the BACK OF THE BOX
The Coast's Sex and Dating Survey →
They published a story I submitted! I won’t say which one.
Also, is that Adrian MacLeod in the photo? He used to work with me in government; the dude in the photo totally looks like him.
Basia Bulat on NPR's Tiny Desk Concert Series →
Great series; amazing performer. Basia constantly blows my mind.
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Orcarinas R Us
Justin: Buy me an orcarina for my brithday
Justin: minus an r, so it is an actual word
Matt: ORCARINA KILLS YOUR ALLIANCE FLUTE
Matt: 700DPS
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It's a Highway
Matt: Didn't know you had any rules
Justin: I make lots of arbitrary ones so I can have fun breaking them
Justin: Life is an adventure and all that
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Bromance
Justin: Steph decided we have a bromance
Justin: So I'ma start calling you bro
Justin: And I'll ice you when we drink
Matt: FIST POUND
At Least the Amanda Palmer Song Is Awesome →
The decision to scrap/halt these franchises was attributed to the “desire to focus on the greatest opportunities that the company currently has to create the world’s best interactive entertainment experiences.”
“We’ve milked this cash cow dry” in so many more words. Marketing-speak is amazing.
Not the Biggest Xcode Fan…
Matt: Xcode 4 is crazy nice and has git support though, so it's not so bad
Allan: what flavour kool aid did they give you?
I Don't Really Like U2
Allan: While sick in bed I caught this documentary, It Might Get Loud. Heard of it?
Matt: yeah
Matt: with Page, White, and Douchebag McQuack of Suck Monsters
Matt: I mean The Edge
“Here we have the man who invented the personal computer, then the laptop. He’s...”
– Rupert Murdoch
Murdoch is an idiot who couldn’t answer what his favourite apps on his iPad were (“the kids just play games on it”), but this is a great quote.
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Art School Students Are The Brunt of All Jokes
Matt: I called Aliant about the fibre thing
Matt: and asked about caps
Matt: dude was like "No I torrent stuff all the time dude there's no caps."
Justin: HE KNOWS HIS SHIT MAN
Matt: I BET HE HAS A DEGREE FROM COMPUCOLLAGE
Justin: Is that like, programming arts school?
Matt: It's a mix of programming art school and a bachelor's of commerce. Basically, you emerge wearing an 80's suit and the ability to say "iPhone Killer" really fast.
Justin: Buzz words ftw
January 2011
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