Weakly Typed by: Matthew Riley MacPherson

A photo of Matthew Riley MacPherson, with a cutout photo filter.

Impatience and Hindsight: The Perfect Combination

Ever-elusive — 9 months ago

  • Justin: Also, I refuse to use oxford commas now just on principle
  • Matt: WHAT?
  • Matt: Why?
  • Matt: they rule!
  • Matt: they eliminate ambiguity
  • Justin: I WANT TO BE MYSTERIOUS, BITCHES LOVE MYSTERIOUS

In an abstract sense, he’s probably some worthless douchebag owing hundreds of thousands of dollars to some stupid mortgage firm in some dead end job that will lead to the eventual murder/suicide of his entire lame family at some generic secular family holiday when that one uncle takes a joke a little too far straining the douchebags sanity like a dog pulling at an ever weakening leash.

Justin, making me feel much better

BlackBerry Love — 9 months ago

  • Allan: there's something about my fingertips that the BB's touch sensor doesn't like
  • Matt: It's probably the other way around
  • Matt: your body hates the BB

Yeah, but… — 9 months ago

kateordie:

Funny how my e-mail, twitter and facebook exploded with the news, but tumblr? Nahhhh just pictures of cupcakes and cosplay. Yikes.

The alternative is fuckyeaddeadosamas.tumblr.com

Source: kateordie

kateordie: sapphrikah: You know what I think about when I see this picture. How many people would see it or see her wearing that shirt and think something along the lines of “oh, how vulgar!” whereas if a man were to wear a shirt that says “suck it slow” or something like that, a lot of people wouldn’t think twice. I’m tired of the demonalization of womyn sexuality, as if we’re not supposed to have one, as if it’s dirty for us to know what we like and be able to express that.  Yessssss. “Suck it slow” is way grosser than “three fingers please”, but I don’t think either are particularly awesome shirt copy. I don’t think arguing for sexual equality for women needs to mimic the dumb shit some guys do. Also, the notion of a dude wearing a shirt that read “suck it slow” not getting second glances sets off my bullshit detector. Like, really, that’s a pretty retarded thing to put on a shirt unless you’re from Jersey Shore. All that said, it looks like some parade photo (pride mayhaps?); in that context the shirt is appropriate enough, given the shirtless buff guys bound to be dancing up the street. ^_^ P.S. “womyn” lol

kateordie:

sapphrikah:

You know what I think about when I see this picture. How many people would see it or see her wearing that shirt and think something along the lines of “oh, how vulgar!” whereas if a man were to wear a shirt that says “suck it slow” or something like that, a lot of people wouldn’t think twice. I’m tired of the demonalization of womyn sexuality, as if we’re not supposed to have one, as if it’s dirty for us to know what we like and be able to express that.

 Yessssss.

“Suck it slow” is way grosser than “three fingers please”, but I don’t think either are particularly awesome shirt copy. I don’t think arguing for sexual equality for women needs to mimic the dumb shit some guys do.

Also, the notion of a dude wearing a shirt that read “suck it slow” not getting second glances sets off my bullshit detector. Like, really, that’s a pretty retarded thing to put on a shirt unless you’re from Jersey Shore.

All that said, it looks like some parade photo (pride mayhaps?); in that context the shirt is appropriate enough, given the shirtless buff guys bound to be dancing up the street. ^_^

P.S. “womyn” lol

Source: -liarliarpantsonfire