Weakly Typed by: Matthew Riley MacPherson

More Than One — 1 year ago

• Matt: I didn't know how drunk you were
• Justin: Uh
• Justin: Many
• Justin: Many drunk

TSA Lovin' — 1 year ago

• Allan: you're going for the pat-down, eh?
• Matt: HELL YEAH
• Matt: I'm gonna tell them I'm gay
• Matt: and that I'm uncomfortable with a man doing it
• Allan: Where are you connecting through? That might be considered a crime
• Matt: Philly
• Allan: Hmm... they could probably build a case for public fornication or something

It's Implied — 1 year ago

• Justin: I didn't say it explicitly, i was just really, really gay all night
• Justin: It was the sweater vest I think

Personally I think people saying they’re bi is just an excuse to take whatever they can get or just for the attention. You can be confuses or bi-curious but at some point in your life you need to say either “hi I’m gay” or “hey I’m straight but I totally accept gays”.

One of the comments on Bisexuality Comics Part II.

I don’t mean to be a jerk, but… You’re just wrong.

(via kateordie)

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Bisexual guys do not necessarily score as much positive attention as gals. And I wonder how terrible some people’s sex lives must be if they think people “take whatever they can get” even if that includes entire genders they aren’t attracted to.

(via dontthinkdontthink)

Source: kateordie

Government Forms in the Age of Web Forms — 1 year ago

• Matt: oh
• Matt: and TRISTAN FUCKED UP THE FORM
• Matt: Wrote her Passport number in the name field
• Matt: and the wrong date
• Allan: I would do that. I have a learning disability or something where paper forms are involved
• Allan: I fucked up writing a cheque last week