Weakly Typed by: Matthew Riley MacPherson

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Impatience and Hindsight: The Perfect Combination

TSA Lovin' — 1 year ago

  • Allan: you're going for the pat-down, eh?
  • Matt: HELL YEAH
  • Matt: I'm gonna tell them I'm gay
  • Matt: and that I'm uncomfortable with a man doing it
  • Allan: Where are you connecting through? That might be considered a crime
  • Matt: Philly
  • Allan: Hmm... they could probably build a case for public fornication or something