Weakly Typed by: Matthew Riley MacPherson

A photo of Matthew Riley MacPherson, with a cutout photo filter.

Impatience and Hindsight: The Perfect Combination

In an abstract sense, he’s probably some worthless douchebag owing hundreds of thousands of dollars to some stupid mortgage firm in some dead end job that will lead to the eventual murder/suicide of his entire lame family at some generic secular family holiday when that one uncle takes a joke a little too far straining the douchebags sanity like a dog pulling at an ever weakening leash.

Justin, making me feel much better